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      <P><B><FONT size="+1">事例７９</FONT><BR>
      <FONT size="+2">『99年最後の国際的マヌケ』</FONT></B></P>
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Fri, 31 Dec 1999 03:45:40 +0900 (KST)</FONT><BR>
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From: &quot;&lt;&quot;&lt;@@rose.swu.ac.kr&gt;</FONT><BR>
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SUBJECT: Legal Cable T V Descrambler</FONT><BR>
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Apparently-To: &lt;ghost@mediawars.ne.jp&gt;</FONT><BR>
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（ｇで始まるアドレスが５０個並ぶ）</FONT><BR>
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--------</FONT><BR>
      <FONT size="+1">　</FONT><B><FONT size="+1">大晦日に海の向こうから着ました。</FONT><BR>
      <FONT size="+1" color="#990000">　なおヘッダは適当にカットしてあります。</FONT><BR>
      <FONT size="+1" color="#990000">　訳は面倒なので各自でやってください。</FONT><BR>
      <FONT size="+1" color="#990000">　自動翻訳を掛けると意味不明な直訳が多くなるので。</FONT><BR>
      <FONT size="+1" color="#990000">　で、これは何かというと、アメリカ大陸でのケーブルテレビへの入会案内のようなのです。</FONT><BR>
      <FONT size="+1" color="#990000">　そんなもん日本に送ってどうするんだよ。</FONT><BR>
      <FONT size="+1" color="#990000">　ヘッダにｇアドレスが５０個並んでいたことを考えると、アルファベット順に整理してるみたいですね。</FONT><BR>
      <FONT size="+1" color="#990000">　いやあ、海の向こうでもスパマーのやることは、同じですね。</FONT><BR>
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      <FONT size="+1" color="#990000">　今回は、スパムそのものは証拠物件としてのオマケです。</FONT><BR>
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      　</FONT><FONT size="+1" color="#990000">記念すべきミレニアムディ（笑）に愉快なメールをありがとう。</FONT><BR>
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      　海の向こうも、同じ人類なんだなと実感できます。</FONT><BR>
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      　まさに、国際化！（大笑）</FONT></B><BR>
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THIS IS AN ADVERTISEMENT FOR LEGAL TV</FONT><BR>
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DE-SCRAMBLER. IF YOU HAVE NO INTEREST IN
THIS INFORMATION</FONT><BR>
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PLEASE CLICK DELETE NOW. THANK YOU</FONT><BR>
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LEGAL CABLE TV DE-SCRAMBLER</FONT><BR>
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Want to watch Sporting Events?--Movies?--Pay-Per-View??</FONT><BR>
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*This is the Famous R-O Shack TV Descrambler</FONT><BR>
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You can assemble it from Radio Shack parts
for about $12 to $15.</FONT><BR>
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We Send You:</FONT><BR>
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1, E-Z To follow Assembly Instructions.</FONT><BR>
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2. E-Z To read Original Drawings.</FONT><BR>
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3. Total Parts List.</FONT><BR>
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**** PLUS SOMETHING NEW YOU MUST HAVE! ****</FONT><BR>
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Something you can't do without.</FONT><BR>
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THE UP-TO-DATE REPORT: USING A DESCRAMBLER
LEGALLY</FONT><BR>
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Warning: You should not build a TV Descrambler
without </FONT><BR>
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reading this report first.</FONT><BR>
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Frequently Asked Questions--CABLE TV DESCRAMBLER</FONT><BR>
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Q: Will the descrambler work on Fiber, TCI,
Jarrod </FONT><BR>
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and satellite systems? </FONT><BR>
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A: The answer is YES. In respect to satellite,
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you just get more stuff! There is one exception:</FONT><BR>
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The descrambler will not work with DSS satellite.</FONT><BR>
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Q: Do I need a converter box?</FONT><BR>
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A: This plan works with or without a converter
box.</FONT><BR>
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Specific instructions are included in the
plans for each!</FONT><BR>
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Q: Can the cable company detect that I have
the descrambler?</FONT><BR>
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A: No, the signal descrambles right at the
box and does</FONT><BR>
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not move back through the line!</FONT><BR>
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Q: Do I have to alter my existing cable system,
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television or VCR?</FONT><BR>
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A: The answer is no!</FONT><BR>
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Q: Does this work with my remote control?</FONT><BR>
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A: The answer is yes. The descrambler is
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manually controlled--but very easy to use!</FONT><BR>
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Q: Can you email me the plans?</FONT><BR>
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A: No the program comes with an easy to follow
picture guide.</FONT><BR>
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Q: Does this work everywhere across the country?</FONT><BR>
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A: Yes, everywhere in the USA plus England,</FONT><BR>
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Brazil, Canada and other countries!</FONT><BR>
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Q: Is this deal guaranteed?</FONT><BR>
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A: Yes, if you are unhappy for any reason
we will refund your money.</FONT><BR>
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Q: When I order, when will I get my package?</FONT><BR>
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A: We mail out all orders within 24 hours
of receiving them.</FONT><BR>
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Q: How much does it cost to get the instruction
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plans, the easy to follow diagram, and most</FONT><BR>
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important of all the &quot;Using a Descrambler
LEGALLY Report&quot;.</FONT><BR>
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A: You get the complete package all for just--$10.00</FONT><BR>
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(Cash, Check or Money Order.)</FONT><BR>
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Florida residents include 7% Florida State
Sales Tax)</FONT><BR>
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(All orders outside the U.S.A. add $5.00)</FONT><BR>
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*** YOU SUPPLY A SELF ADDRESSED, STAMPED,
# 10 LONG ENVELOPE,</FONT><BR>
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WITH TWO FIRST CLASS STAMPS.***</FONT><BR>
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Q: How do I order?</FONT><BR>
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A: Fill out form below and send it, along
with your payment to:</FONT><BR>
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A.C.P.,Inc.</FONT><BR>
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P.O.Box 970232</FONT><BR>
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Coconut Creek,FL 33097</FONT><BR>
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PRINT YOUR:</FONT><BR>
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NAME______________________________________________________</FONT><BR>
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ADDRESS___________________________________________________</FONT><BR>
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CITY/STATE/ZIP____________________________________________</FONT><BR>
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E-MAIl ADDRESS____________________________________________
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We are NOT ASSOCIATED in any way with RADIO
SHACK. </FONT><BR>
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Neither the design nor instructions were
developed</FONT><BR>
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by, are sold by, or are endorsed by Radio
Shack. </FONT><BR>
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Parts for this fine-tuning device are available
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at many electronics stores (including Radio
Shack) </FONT><BR>
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This is not a Radio Shack product.</FONT><BR>
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This mailing is done by an independent marketing
co.</FONT><BR>
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We apologize if this message has reached
you in error.</FONT><BR>
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